-- Mate buy yourself some slippers and sit in your recliner and read your kindle. Why on earth would you sit in your car on the side of the road for 5 hours? You must be taking the piss!!!!
a soft comfortable chair with a back that can be pushed back at an angle so that you can lean back in it.
take the piss:
1. an offensive term meaning to ridicule or mock somebody or something;
2. to say or do something that annoys people because they think it is unreasonable;