Tuesday, December 12, 2017

saloon & cheapskate


-- This has evolved I now have no more HC Plates and long wheel base saloons. Limousine and Taxi businesses are officially dead as 2017 closes.

-- Riders are cheapskates.. They'll use whatever service is cheaper in the mean time. The 50% discount is the hook to lure in the riders.


a car with four doors and a boot/trunk(= space at the back for carrying things) which is separated from the part where the driver and passengers sit.

a person who does not like to spend money.

Monday, December 11, 2017

vitriol & tantamount


--Where's the fraternity gone?
I'm a bit disappointed about the vitriole in this thread.
If us Newbies have no where else to go, no one else to ask, what can we do?
As is often quoted, " be kind to people who are on the way up, as they will be passing you when you are on the way down"
Or in other words: (kamahl:) " why are people so unkind?
Or to put it another way: (anon) "shit happens to everyone"

-- So many times I warned Uber about this issue and they always told me they are doing stuff about it. They knew this was an issue and did nothing. That is tantamount to murder/manslaughter.


very cruel and bitter comments and criticism.

having the same bad effect as sth else.​

Thursday, December 7, 2017

atrocious & hindsight


-- Did Zack go to school? His spelling and grammar are throughly :D atrocious.

-- On hindsight wish I got the Prius V rather than the Camry H. Could of done UberXL


very bad and unpleasant.

the understanding that you have a situation only after it has happened and that means you would have done things in a different way.

lump & non-delegable


-- That's how it reads to me too. It's interesting that they chose to lump ridsharing with with private vehicles rather than taxis. You'd have to refuse any trip where the parent(s) didn't bring the appropriate restraints, because it's your neck on the chopping block if something goes wrong due to the non-delegable safety duty imposed by the law.


1. to put or consider different things together in the same group.

not capable of being or permitted to be delegated.

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

testing ground & goody two-shoes


--Nsw would be a testing ground for the 12 hour feature. Would probably roll it out nationally when all the kinks have been ironed out.

-- Way before the 12 hour limit I never worked more than 6 hours in a row without a significant break and sleep. I just thought it was a prudent thing to do because passenger safety is number one. I have even told pax who have tried to push me to be unsafe that their safety is more important than their rating. They always shut up. I also keep the doors locked until I'm satisfied the car is stopped safely, pax are always trying to open the door early. And lastly I never leave until I know exactly where the pax is, especially in the dark. Call me a goody two shoes but I don't need the headache.


testing ground:
1. a place or situation used for testing new ideas and methods to see if they work;
2. a place used for testing machiens, etc. to see if they work correctly;

goody two-shoes:
1. an ostentatiously virtuous or well-behaved person;
2. somebody smugly well-behaved, irritatingly virtuous, or sanctimonious.

Monday, December 4, 2017

handout & Padawan


-- Easy been bitter and negative towards everything in life it actually takes a better person to be positive and actually change things in their life that not working for them and doing something about it rather than been a cry baby looking for handouts. 

-- You have much to learn young padawan.


1. food, money or clothes that are given to a person who is poor;
2. money that is given to a person or an organization by the government;
3. a free document that gives information about an event or a matter of public interest, or that states the views of a political party, etc.;

A Padawan, also known as a Padawan learner or Apprentice, referred to a Force-sensitive adolescent who trained in the Jedi Order to one day become a full-fledged Jedi.

Saturday, December 2, 2017

muppet & Billabong


Just tell the muppets it's a straight line, following THEIR navigation instructions. Insist on refund. You will get it. It happened to me once. Straight line. No contest from Uber.

Why so hard to put Uber sticker on
and so easy to have Billabong sticker on your shirt.


a stupid person.

in Australia, a lake that is formed when a river floods.

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

saunter & kleptomaniac


Question 8: Is getting banned from Uber appropriate justice for stealing cash from a driver?
Firm no. As previously mentioned, it's unclear how much cash was in that jar, but it doesn't look like a ton of money. That leads me to believe that this young woman does crap like this for the thrill of it. Who knows if she jumped out of the car only to hit up the tip jar at the local coffee shop and then sauntered over to bar where she cherry-picked coins left behind for the bartender. This is the behaviour of a kleptomaniac.


to walk in a slow relaxed way.

someone who has a mental illness that makes them want to steal things.

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

curfew & off the chain


-- There could be various staff working afterhours trying to get home. Sometimes the crazy hour surges at the airport are genuine.

However last week at 6am when the airport would be flooded with ants doing drop offs and NO pick ups (due to curfew) both international and domestic showed surges. The fake surge guy must have fallen asleep.

-- I think surging will be all time today... 
Last year was off the chain...


1. a law which says that people must not go outside after a particular time at night until the morning;
2. a time when children must be home in the evening;

off the chain:
out of control, wild fun, just like when your pitbull gets off the chain in the back yard and tears through the neighbourhood;

Monday, November 6, 2017

poncy & ponce


Last night I had one get all pissed off at me, he pulled up beside me at a set of lights and turned his poncy little side light on me and it really hurt my eyes!
Laughing again I told him "I'll give you a colonoscopy with that light!" I am sure he could not hear me over his headphones but he did take off like a scared little ponce.


1. an insulting way of describing a man who behaves in a way that seems more typical of woman;
2. expensive, or high quality;

1. an offensive word for a man whose appearance and behaviour seem similar to a woman's, or who is thought to be homosexual;
2. a man who controls one or several prostitutes and the money that they earn;

Thursday, November 2, 2017

ralph & supremacist


-- Best Ralph Shots 2017 - WARNING! Viewer care advised

-- Still no competition to my puke image!???

I've heard the stories that many others here have had to take puke shots to apply for the "fubar chuck fee".
I thought all you guys and girls were a bunch of hard-asses but it seems this is not the case?
Where's the mongrel?

Come on Waingro, your modeled after a White Supremacist from a 1990's hard ass crime film, surely you can take it? 
- Yet all I see from you is a photo of a place to get your car freshened up 24/7! 

True intimacy with your car comes from cleaning your car yourself.... Did the WW1 light horse diggers before their return to Aust and NZ put down their own trusty horses themselves or did they out source it?

Am I breaking the forums generally accepted etiquette?

Please tell me if I need to stop?



a person who believes that their own race is better than others and should be in power.

Friday, October 27, 2017

there's more than one way to skin a cat & bot


- There has to be loopholes with this like everything else that the government and FUber throws at us....

There's more than one way to skin a cat...

-- I know some have sent feedback to Uber and so far got zip back with a standard bot response.


there's more than one way to skin a cat:
used for saying that there is another way to get what you want, especially when other people are trying to prevent you from getting it.

a computer program that performs a particular task again and again many times.

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

giddy & glam


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1. felling that everything is moving and that you are going to fall;

glamorise, to make somebody or something glamorous, especially in an overstated or ironic way;

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

chalk up & all talk and no cider/walk


Pictures would bring proof to your claims. Until then, I will chalk you up as all talk and no walk.


chalk up:
1. to score or achieve something, or record a score or victory;
2. to credit or ascribe something to something or somebody;

all talk and no walk/cider:
when someone promises to do something, but doesn't actually do it, usually because they actually can't.

Thursday, September 28, 2017

mace & taser


-- I was thinking maybe mace or taser.


1. a large heavy stick that has a head with metal points on it, used in the past as a weapon;

a gun that fires darts that give a person a small electric shock and makes them unable to move for a short time.

Thursday, September 21, 2017

measly & paltry


-- Joker, her salary is taxed. Your measly $500 per week includes the GST your pax have paid, and you collect, on behalf of the ATO. Not the same thing.

A simple calculator will advise you that your GST on your measly $500.00 is a paltry $45.


very small in size or quantity; not enough;

1. too small to be considered as important or useful;
2. have no value or useful qualities;

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

torn & scrape (the bottom of) the barrel


-- Im torn between getting a Toyota Prius V 7 seater and doing Uber X and XL. Prius V is pretty economical with usage about 6.5l/100km in reality...Im worried about fitting people in the back 2 seats!

-- Do select. Too many XLs now. I used to be exclusive XL. Now have to scrape the barrel Xing to make up the difference. 10 XL ants at circular quay at 4am this morning.


1. reluctant or unable to make a choice;
2. feeling upset because you can not choose between two things;

scrape (the bottom of) the barrel:
to have to use whatever things or people you can get, because there is not much choice available; 

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

on a par with & antics


-- If you read this forum frequently, you will soon reluctantly accept that many (not all) Sydney Uber drivers are on par with taxi driver antics. Lucky you got a decent cab driver - they exist just like decent Uber drivers.


on a par with:
of the same quality as or at the same level as;

1. behaviour that is considered to be deliberately stupid and likely to cause problems;
2. behaviour that is funny or silly in an enjoyable way;

Thursday, September 14, 2017

ingrained & overhaul


Too little too late, Uber is ingrained....

The taxis are dirty and unclean and old, the drivers are Aggro and arsesoles.....

Needs a complete overhaul of attitude and service by the taxi industry to catch up...


1. that has existed for a long time and is therefore difficult to change;
2. under the surface of sth and therefore difficult to get rid of;

an examination of a machine or system, including doing repairs on it or making changes to it.

Thursday, September 7, 2017

textbook & acquiesce




So having got nowhere with the guy on the phone I ask to speak to his manager, after a few textbook stock answers and him realising I wasn't going anywhere he acquiesced. I get the manager.. she hangs up on me within 10 seconds. I get an ISSUE RESOLVED message a second later.


If you say that something is a textbook case or exampleyou are emphasizing that it provides a clear example of a typeof situation or event.

If you acquiesce in somethingyou agree to do what someone wants or to accept what they do.

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

yap & infringement


-- Not a issue for me.. i rather they keep yapping away than answer the same frigging questions . how long you been ubering
How much you make
Do you enjoy it

Agreed. If anything, they are trolling the internet for copyright infridgement and crap like that that will make them money. My company uses daily google alerts and if anything comes up like that, legal reviews it to see if it is worth pursuing. As said above, they dont give a rat's ass what we think.


to talk in a silly, noisy and usually irritating way;

the violation of a law or a right.

Friday, August 25, 2017


Peppa's First 100 Words:



pasta in the shape of long thin pieces that look like string when they are cooked.

a large cloth bag that is filled with feathers or other soft material and that you have on top of you in bed to keep yourself warm.

Thursday, August 24, 2017

paddling pool & puddle


Peppa's First 100 Words -- the book I read for kids before sleeping

Paddling Pool;
Muddy puddle;


paddling pool:
a shallow swimming pool for children to play in, especially a small plastic one that you fill with water.

a small amount of water or other liquid, especially rain, that has collected in one place on the ground.

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

tax bracket & galore


-- great move. easy extra $, just keep your eyes on tax brackets!!!

-- Part time galore


tax bracket:
a range of different incomes on which the same rate of tax must be paid.

in large quantities. 

Friday, August 18, 2017

draconian & digress


-- Not to mention Apple are draconian in nature and very restrictive with what they let you do with their products.

-- I can post more about apps but I digress.


(of laws or their application) excessively harsh and severe.

leave the main subject temporarily in speech or writting.

Thursday, August 17, 2017

increment & spinout


The dash cam lost power on impact. The videos are in 2 min increments. I assume it started to record the next segment when it lost power.

According to the dashcam the white car was doing 53k so our Uber driver wasn't speeding in a built up area (60k ) the black car appeared to be going very quickly as it came into view and what might have saved all the people is the black car was starting to spinout just before impact BUT was it doing over 100k ???


an increase or addition, especially one of a series on a fixed scale

a skidding spin by a vehicle out of control.

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

rant & nail


It probably comes as no surprise to some, I like Miranda Devine. And her rant about the traffic chaos at Sydney airport was spot on!

Sydney airport builds more and more carparks, more and more hotels, more and more off site fastfood chains and even a Mercedes Benz showroom. All this increases the traffic. Miranda nailed it.


1. a very loud, aggressive, or bombastic speech that is usually long and repetitive;
2. a long loud and angry complaint about something;

1. to catch, hit, seize, or execute something adroitly or precisely;
2. to identify somebody or establish something precisely;

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

guru & Vegemite


--Only one time some lady asked me to turn it off.... she seemed like weird guru ladiess he wanted peaceful time

-- Maybe they are just "reaching out to you", through your pain, .....but also possible the top 10% of drivers don't drive, they gain their ranking through just having a nice set of wheels and a cheery manner?
(I must have had too much vegemite.)


a person who is an expert on a particular subject or who is very good at doing sth;

a dark substance made from yeast, spread on bread, etc.

Monday, August 14, 2017

dumbfounded & chamois


Just received a letter from the ATO, they want me to contact them as they wish to ensure that I'm entitled to GST registration. Can you believe that. They sent me a letter many months ago telling me I needed to register so I did, and have submitted my BAS' and paid all outstanding GST. I am seriously dumbfounded by this. I even told them why I was registering when I did!

Just drive keep car clean and I mean 
*Vacuum every day 
* Wipe Windows down with good cleaner and paper
* Wipe the dash and internals with a chamois, even if the car looks clean still do it, you will be surprised
* Wash car every 3 days driving 
* Avoid any type of inappropriate behavior even if they start it , ignore it. You will know when it starts. 
* your rating will hover around 4.8 to 4.85


unable to speak because of surprise.

a type of soft leather, made from the skin of goats , sheep, etc.; a piece of this, used especially for cleaning windows;

Saturday, August 12, 2017

go nuts & fed up


-- I reckon you should take a week or two off. If you still feel the same when you come back then go nuts. But to me it sounds like you're fed up, you've turned to uber for help or answers and you got nothing. Most of us have been there dude. Time off is important for your mental health.


go nuts:
To be, or to become crazy or stupid

fed up:
annoyed, unhappy, or bored, especially with a situation that has existed for a long time.

Thursday, August 10, 2017

eunoia & circumspect



Eunoia, I am feeling that there is either a lack of goodwill here, or perhaps your parents should have been a little more circumspect in their choice of your name. I'm hoping that you have no affiliation with Ben89 in the thread - So a driver cancelled on me.


eunoia (uncountable) (rhetoric) Goodwill towards an audience, either perceived or real; the perception that the speaker has the audience's interest at heart.

wary or unwilling to take the risk.

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

tampon & lipstick


-- 2 tampons on the back seat, thankfully still sealed!

-- tampons lipstick high heels shoes pack of full cigarettes


a plug of soft material inserted into the vagina to absorb menstrual blood.

coloured cosmetic applied to the lips from a small solid stick.

Monday, July 31, 2017

munchies & root for


-- Yup you need munchies since you driving at night...careful on the overtakes...on single lanes

-- Mate we all jealous and rooting for you 
Keep us updated


1. small pieces of food for eating with drinks at a party;
2. a craving for snack food;

root for:
support or hope for the success of (a person or group entering a contest or undertaking a challenge). 

Sunday, July 30, 2017

frigging & crotch


-- I'm a Uber driver ...not a frigging Pok√©mon Go Trainer collecting stuff... 

-- I picked up a woman in Rozelle who is cheating on her husband. She told her husband on the phone she has to stay back at work while she was sitting in the back of my car with her other hand on some other guy's crotch.


a swear word that many people find offensive, used to emphasize a comment or an angry statement to avoid saying fucking.

1. the part of the body where the legs join at the top, including the area around the genitals;
2. the part of a pair of trousers/pants, etc. that covers the crotch.

Thursday, July 27, 2017

tupperware & rowdy


-- I suspect it will be a pyramid scheme or something where I would be forcing family members to buy tupperware.

Now this has to be the most annoying thing ever besides rowdy people. Rude Pax that jump in your car on their phones telling their whole life stories over the phone and even if you turn the radio up you can still hear them.


plastic containers used mainly for storing food.

making a lot of noise or likely to cause trouble.

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

abstainer & attrition


-- I have one problem with the meet up. Last time a picture was posted of all those in attendance. I rather my picture was not posted on any public forum. Can those of us who value their privacy be assured their ugly portraits do not end up on this forum?
 - Yes we had 1 abstainer last time...

-- It would be interesting to know Ubers Algorithm to increase ANT population. Maybe it is based on something like

If driver Attrition is x%
Then Recruit x% + y% more drivers
y% would be determined by projected the growth rate

mmmm . . . . . . . . It's not the smartest or the strongest that survive . . . . . Its those who are able to adapt to the circumstances we face.

That's why I like looking at this forum to listen to experiences, ideas, tips & ramblings. I don't want to be in the " x" factor


1. a person who chooses not to vote either in favour of or against sth;
2. a person who never drinks alcohol;

1. the process of reducing the number of people who are employed by an organization by, for example, not replacing people who leave their jobs;
2. a process of making sb/sth, especially your enemy, weaker by repeatedly attacking them or creating problems for them;

Monday, June 26, 2017

adjournment & pun


-- I lost too many points at one stage about 15 years ago. I managed to drag out the actual conviction by about 12 months. This was by not paying the fine letting it go to court and then getting 3 adjournments. Getting the adjournments was as easy as saying I needed further legal advice. You could get away with that 3 times. 
In that 12 months I saved enough to head off overseas for the 3 months.
Not sure it is still that easy but maybe worth looking at?

-- These guys have been inspirational for my 3 months driving uber. 
Focus on your own situation and enjoy the ride(pun intended) 
And we're not mules, or you are if you feel that way. We chose to do this and the consequences thereof. 
Harden up or go home - just saying....


1. to suspend the business of a court, legislature, or committee temporarily or indefinitely, or become suspended temporarily or indefinitely;
2. to postpone a meeting to another time, or become postponed;

the clever or humorous use of a word that has more than one meaning, or of words that have different meanings but sound the same.

(no) pun intended:
Added after a pun, a play on words mostly for a comic reception. Usually someone adds 'pun intended' when the pun isn't so clear, or to emphasize the pun. 
Usually in brackets: (pun intended) 

Thursday, June 22, 2017

party pooper & backfire


-- Its not illegal and nobody wants to be a party pooper aswell, though no matter how many people you put your trust in it always backfires.


party pooper:
a person who hasn't the interest or vitality to participate actively in a social party and whose mood, attitude, or personality lessens others' enjoyment; killjoy. Expand. Also called poo

to have the opposite effect to the one intended, with bad or dangerous results.

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

ill-informed & leadfoot


-- Uber preys on gullible ill-informed and the desperate. It's easy to sell hope and that's what Uber does. 96% of people leave within a year and they like to vent on the way out. 

Don't know that it's something to laugh about its just the way it is. No one likes being conned.

-- Mate, ease off the lead foot...  :)

You're still breaking the law....if you keep it up, one day you'll get caught....it not worth it..you save about 5 mins travel time
for a potential fine and loss of points which is more critical .....

I was a leadfoot too and lost my license for 6 months....bad habits are hard to shake off...
Stick to the limits and you don't have to worry about fines and points... :)
Just sayin


having or showing little knowledge of sth.

a person who drives a motor vehicle too fast, especially habitually. 

Sunday, June 18, 2017

gullible & con


-- Uber preys on gullible ill-informed and the desperate. It's easy to sell hope and that's what Uber does. 96% of people leave within a year and they like to vent on the way out. 

Don't know that it's something to laugh about its just the way it is. No one likes being conned.


too willing to believe or accept what other people tell you and therefore easily tricked.

to trick sb, especially in order to get money from them or persuade them to do sth for you.

Friday, June 16, 2017

subpoena & scurrilous


-- This is bullshit!! How on earth is that normal, I would love to go around to that staff's home and leave bite marks around the place! 

Fight this to the death, this disgusting animal needs to be held accountable! Small claims court is probably the way to go. Once subpoenaed Uber would need to disclose pax name, unless it's all fake then you'll be screwed

I hope you are not suggesting that all those ants you see near you when you go to bookUber are not real?
That is a scurrilous suggestion that suggests somebody is trying to fake the number of drivers that appear to be near.
In my wildest dreams I cannot imagine anyone stooping that low.


to order sb to attend court and give evidence as a witness.

very rude and insulting, and intended to damage sb's reputation.

Monday, June 12, 2017

squillion & holster


-- 6.5 hours for $132 for me. But that's actually a good Monday for me cause I still don't know what I'm doing, where I am or what my name is. So i remain optimistic about tomorrow's Uber Partner business opportunities. Great to be a Partner isn't it? I'm hoping one day to get a seat on the Uber Board and earn squillions more by not even driving!
Or is it all a dream?

--  Should have told him to get a proper holster.

a very large number.

a leather case worn on a belt or on a narrow piece of leather under the arm, used for carrying a small gun.

with bated breath & kicker


-- Waiting with bated breath

-- Here's the kicker. The girl who caused all this mess is a Lawyer. But I think she only deals with Wills.


with bated breath:
feeling very anxious or excited.

a surprising end to a series of events.

Sunday, June 11, 2017

penchant & contingent


-- I am wary of that survey. Uber is reknowned for its penchant for social engineering. The true purpose of the algorithm may be to guage my attitude and adjust my ping priority accordingly

-- Correct, it's contingent insurance.


a strong inclination, taste, or liking for something.

1. happening by chance or without known cause; fortuitous; accidental;
2. ...

Friday, June 9, 2017

hibachi & jujitsu


-- The Adelaide guy that came to our shop called himself Horace the Languid Loris and demanded we flame grill him a banana on the hibachi. At one stage of the night he demanded that we DON'T refer to him as John Galt, so I don't know what that was all about.

-- One last thing before I head out for sat night, for those jujitsu practitioners out there,
my last pick up was a private job from airport to Narellan.
It was none other than Professor Jean Jacques Machado, trainer of the one and only Mr Russell Peters (the comedian) as well as a host of professional MMA fighters.
As I am a long time Joe Rogan fan, it was quite a buzz for the last ride of the night.
Very honoured and privileged to be of service to a genuine giant and humble individual that's directly descended from MMA royalty.
Long live GRACIE Jujitsu.


a portable barbecue of Japanese design, with a base for the fire with vents under it and one or more adjustable cooking racks.

1. a Japanese system of unarmed fighting devised by the samurai, or the martial art based on it;
2. a sport in which you fight with someone by hitting them and throwing them to the ground.

Thursday, June 8, 2017

attire & skid


-- Shorts, thongos, and whatever tshirt is on top of the pile is the correct uberx attire for me. Without any dress code you might aswell be comfy. Opening and closing of doors along with helping out with luggage is pretty standard and what everyone does yeah?
Only time i was slightly annoyed with loading an item was picking up a dude from startrack in botany. This guy spoke english ok but was a fair bit off from being fluent. Saw him at the front of the business park, started trip as i started to exit the business park and he tells me he has to pick something up from inside at startrack so i drive back in there to startrack. The package was a 95kg safe on a small skid. I was a bit reluctant at first wondering if it would fit into the car or even damage the car so told him that i couldnt do it. Then he was saying how he already had ordered an uber that wouldnt do it. Since it was an ok fare up along the northern beaches somewhere i asked him if there would be someone to help him carry it out of my car, to which he said yes. So after this i went back to the shed telling the forky that i'll take it and said he'll try to load it into my boot but didnt want to claim for any damage done. Having done forky warehouse work before i figured we'd give it a shot. The damn thing didnt quite fit into my boot because of the skid. I tried cutting the metal strapping to get the skid off so the safe will fit but wasnt happening. After a while i thought we could probably just attempt to lift it out and load it onto the back seat and told him if we couldnt do it i'll be leaving. It fit onto the back seat all seatbelted up and drove off to the address where it was already raining and apparently his mate wasnt there to help him out. Since he was at least 50 i couldnt let him do it himself and so we carried the bloody heavy safe up the driveway and then the 20 stairs to his front door. He said thanks and i walked back to my car to wipe down my now wet back seat and end trip. This dude was following me all the way to the car to make sure i ended the trip, and once we got to the car he's like "end trip yeah? the trip, finish". After a couple of minor scratches on the boot mat and some splinters from the skid along with some scrapes on my arm, thats probably the only annoying pax experience ive had as an uber driver


the clothes that someone is wearing.

1. a low pallet on which goods are loaded for handling or transport;
2. a flat wooden structure used for moving heavy objects

Wednesday, June 7, 2017

escalate & tweezers


-- Road rage if it escalates. He is not permitted to leave his vehicle

-- If god wanted me to collect seeds for a living he would have given me tweezers for fingers.


to become or make sth greater, worse, more serious, etc..

a small tool with two long thin parts joined together at one end, used for picking up very small things or for puling out hairs.

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

hooky & paranoia


-- I caught kids playing hooky from school

-- Now why in the world will this happen? What does territory got to do with Uber drivers? Heights of paranoia?


play hooky:
to stay away from school without permission.

a mental illness in which a person may wrongly believe that other people are trying to harm them, that they are sb very important, etc..

Monday, June 5, 2017

motley & ragged


-- Where are y'all.....too many motley crews in the food court.

-- Todays uber bookclub book of the day..
Ragged trousered philanthropists..


consisting of many different types of people or things that do not seem to belong together.

1. old and torn;

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

knob & scurry


-- So congratulations, knob. You are the proud winner of my first 1 star. Don't spend it all at once.

-- Wrong, taxi drivers do pay tax. They under declare their income in particular cash receipts.

The bombs hit the ant's nest and the ants are all scurrying ...haha...


1. a highly offensive term for a penis;

to run with quick short steps;

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

sublet & overlord


-- Really? That's good news too. I know a number of motel operators (read taxi drivers) who have expressed concerns about this. Even renters who are subletting for air bnb around here...

-- rivacy!?! Ha! Move to the Bahamas... Yep this is 'the' nanny state. I for one, welcome our new (old) overlords..


to rent to sb else all or part of a property that you rent from the owner.

(especially in the past) a person who has power over many other people.

Saturday, May 20, 2017

plasma & scrutiny


-- I got an email about this on Monday (I didn't do it last year). This year, they're offering $30/hour - I assume this is exempt from Uber's commission(?)
Red Cross is a charity I'm happy to support (I also do a regular plasma donation every fortnight), so after reading your review from last year, I'm going to give it a go.

-- You can self-assess 100% but unless it's a trade/commercial vehicle or you've heavily modified your vehicle for purely commercial use, a claim of 100% business use is unlikely to survive audit scrutiny.


the clear liquid part of blood, in which the blood cells, etc. float;

careful and thorough examination.

Friday, May 19, 2017

baulk & balk


-- Just peeves me off. Had a pax last night that baulked when I asked her to wear her belt, then balked when I dropped her off on a side street that was far safer and a bit more legal than directly in front of Newtown Station...

Anyway, I sent a msg via the 'change rating' option. See what happens.


1. to stop suddenly and refuse to go on, especially when faced with an obstacle;

1. to hesitate over something or be unwilling to do something, usually because of moral scruples or a natural aversion;
2. to refuse to deal with something that presents a difficulty.

Thursday, May 18, 2017

good riddance & sickening


-- Good riddance and one less ant on the road.

-- Good luck mate. You were Murphys law example. Others will follow when they end up with a bill.

Bath you are most sickening


good riddance:
an unkind way of saying that you are pleased that sb/sth has gone;

1. making you feel disgusted or shocked;

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

all ears & douchebag


-- We're not going anywhere :)
All ears

-- Wtf ..you had a 1*? Was the pax a ducebag ?

Or did you let your service go down a bit? :) not enough porn ? Haha


all ears:
listening, or ready to listen, attentively or enthusiastically to sth.

1. a highly offensive term that deliberately insults somebody's appearance or character;
2. a syringe used for washing out the vagina.

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

classy & remainder


-- Ive had this happen once where 2 young hornbags were in the back and I noticed the young ladies head getting lower from sight in the rear view mirror.
Once it disappeared completely from sight, I firmly announced the ETA till drop off. The classy girl shot up in her seat and both stared out the window for the remainder of the trip.


of high quality; expensive and fashionable.

1. the remaining people, things or time;
2. the numbers left after one number has been subtracted from another, or one number has been divided int onaother;

Monday, May 15, 2017

make out & hornbag


-- Has anyone ever had drunk pax couple making out and possibly moving into a more sexual situation in your backseat on a Friday or Saturday night? If so how do you handle this type of scenario.

-- Ive had this happen once where 2 young hornbags were in the back and I noticed the young ladies head getting lower from sight in the rear view mirror.
Once it disappeared completely from sight, I firmly announced the ETA till drop off. The classy girl shot up in her seat and both stared out the window for the remainder of the trip.


make out:
1. to have sexual intercourse;
2. to kiss and caress somebody as an expression of sexual desire;
3. ..

Australian slang: a promiscuous woman; a hot/sexy looking woman or man;